I rarely sleep through the night. I read as much as possible, but not as much as I'd like. I make really good mashed potatoes. I use sarcasm kind of a lot. I collect umbrellas. I give fairly decent advice, but only on very extra-special occasions. I'm loyal to the point of being annoying about it. I don't just look at people, I see them; I don't just hear, I listen. I use alliteration whenever I can. I generally remember things like names, dates, and faces. I drink hot tea at least once a day. I can't make up my mind about much of anything without a whole heck of a lot of deliberation. I get distracted rather easily. I worry too much. I worry about the fact that I worry too much. I use awfully cheap shampoo and conditioner, but still have fabulous! great hair. I think I have one of the coolest surnames ever (it sounds rather like a common expletive). I'm always planning something or other. I like the word "sometimes."
As I say, I'm Ryan. Who are you?
Mmmm . . . pasta:
You Are Fettuccine Alfredo
Compared to most people, you have rich and decadent tastes.
If you can afford something, you'll go ahead and indulge yourself.
You are a true foodie. No food is off the table for you.
You're the type most likely to appreciate every aspect of a five star meal.